Internet rips right-wing radio host for proving he doesn't understand '4th grade math' with idiotic attack on Dem fundraising site ActBlue
Bill Mitchell, the host of YourVoice America, loves him some Donald J. Trump, and he’s got more than half a million Twitter followers hanging on his every Dadaistic dingleberry of wisdom.
But … he clearly doesn’t know how averages work:
Lookee! More than 4,000 people thought enough of this tweet to “like” it. And it got 1,400 retweets — and counting! But, well, it didn’t go exactly as planned.
@KevinMKruse @mitchellvii He should at lest know about ratios, though.— George Conway (@George Conway)1587486755.0
@gtconway3d @KevinMKruse @mitchellvii Bill seems like AI, but I don't think even bad artificial intelligence could be this... stupid.— John Culver (@John Culver)1587487203.0
@mitchellvii Idiot. https://t.co/lrQ2Ocon7W— Jenerator🌸QTπ🌸trump-hater™ (@Jenerator🌸QTπ🌸trump-hater™)1587483844.0
@mitchellvii I donated $25 to my friend X's political campaign. My friend Y donated $50 to X's political campaign.… https://t.co/dHMyjEa4c1— psfiswriting (@psfiswriting)1587448093.0
@mitchellvii If you need a tutor, I got straight As in 4th grade. I charge $30.38/hr.— psfiswriting (@psfiswriting)1587448260.0
Well, it was 4/20 when he tweeted that. But I smoked a fuck-ton yesterday, and it didn’t come close to turning me into such a giant goofus that I forgot basic arithmetic. Granted, for a minute or two I wondered if there was a version of me somewhere in the vast multiverse who was spending the day artificially inseminating woefully unprepared howler monkeys instead of smoking ganj, but I never got quite this stupid.
Needless to say, Bill seemed a bit, shall we say, testy about being ratioed:
Yup, you move America’s dial — way down to the “dipshit” setting. Thanks much for that, man.
P.S.: If you want to donate $30.38 — or any other amount — to ActBlue, you can do that here. George Soros, if you happen to be reading this, you can donate, too. But, shhhhhh ... don’t tell anyone. They’re onto us.