Donald Trump Jr. lectured Joe Biden about conflicts of interest. It didn't go well
Apparently, Donald Trump Jr. has the self-awareness of a sea pineapple’s sphincter. (Do sea pineapples have sphincters? I’ll just say they do, because it’s 2019, and you can say whatever you want now, apparently. Go ahead, fake news. Fact-check me. I dare you.)
So the walking, talking conflict of interest whose father has spent the past three years turning the presidency into a carnival ring-toss game is super concerned about Joe Biden’s ethics:
Why didn't @JoeBiden recuse himself from dealing with Ukraine? His son was on the board of a Ukrainian energy comp… https://t.co/ZiWpnqH3LF— Donald Trump Jr. (@Donald Trump Jr.)1570025417.0
And, yeah, people noticed:
@DonaldJTrumpJr @JoeBiden Wait. Didn’t you meet with Russians to get dirt on Hillary?????— john chamberlain (@john chamberlain)1570025855.0
@DonaldJTrumpJr @JoeBiden Are all the Trumps genetically engineered to lack self-awareness?— Jeremy Ray Jenkins (@Jeremy Ray Jenkins)1570025640.0
@DonaldJTrumpJr @JoeBiden Junior, didn’t your dear sister Ivanka receive dozens of trademarks from China when servi… https://t.co/dImaAJDGmb— Chris Piekenbrock (@Chris Piekenbrock)1570025815.0
@DonaldJTrumpJr @JoeBiden Why are foreign governments renting rooms at Trump properties and leaving them empty?— abbie (@abbie)1570026391.0
@DonaldJTrumpJr @JoeBiden Why are you taking a $50,000 speaking fee for one speech at UofF, Jr? I mean, even Hunte… https://t.co/AehWCcpXuA— Christina Moore (@Christina Moore)1570032618.0
@DonaldJTrumpJr @JoeBiden Why doesn't your dad show us his tax returns? Why is he suing to keep his tax returns hid… https://t.co/TZNhyjtiHm— 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐖 (@𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐖)1570028921.0
And on and on and on and on and on … into infinity.
I mean, the stink of corruption from the Trump administration and Trump Org will outlast the heat death of the universe, but let’s all look at Joe Biden’s son, okay?
Enjoy the impeachment inquiry, Jr. It’s sure to be entertaining … for most of us, anyway.
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