'Been hitting the pipe a little too hard': Mike Pompeo mercilessly mocked for illegal drug pun rebrand

2024 GOP likely presidential hopeful Mike Pompeo, the Trump-era Secretary of State, has resurrected his old leadership political action committee, CAVPAC, and drawn attention to himself with what many see as a bad illegal drug pun.
The unfortunate tweet includes the word "pipehitter," and Pompeo's made-up definition: "someone who is unapologetically American, someone who fights for our future, someone who never gives an inch, someone who is dedicated to stand against the radical Left's agenda."
Calling all unapologetic Americans to join me and become a Pipehitter.https://twitter.com/cav_pac/status/1404836094819147781\u00a0\u2026— Mike Pompeo (@Mike Pompeo) 1623774080
Be a Pipehitter. \n\nJoin the @cav_pac Cavalry.pic.twitter.com/whNqRghc9k— Mike Pompeo (@Mike Pompeo) 1623771863
The new "pipehitter" theme signals Pompeo distancing himself from his former boss. He had tried to position himself as the logical successor to the "America First" movement, but for reasons unspecified Pompeo is now hewing to a different brand, one that is decidedly more "Pompeo."
While the new branding may have passed a Madison Avenue test, it did not pass the Twitter test.
pic.twitter.com/FiDcwPpmH7— Eyes on the Right (@Eyes on the Right) 1623786700
pic.twitter.com/Qt0ZoZyF5R— Joe Kassabian (@Joe Kassabian) 1623781712
excuse me?https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1404836432368312324\u00a0\u2026— b-boy bouiebaisse (@b-boy bouiebaisse) 1623785127
Love too be a pipehitterpic.twitter.com/cCVa6wtqib— \ud83d\udce1 Halstead \u27a1\ufe0f Immunized Hyena \ud83d\udc89 (@\ud83d\udce1 Halstead \u27a1\ufe0f Immunized Hyena \ud83d\udc89) 1623786105
Were... were you high when you tweeted this?https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1404836432368312324\u00a0\u2026— Daniel W. Drezner (@Daniel W. Drezner) 1623786671
Am I a pipehitter? No, crack is whack.\n\nBut you be you, Mike.— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@Mrs. Betty Bowers) 1623787118
Am I a pipehitter? No, crack is whack.\n\nBut you be you, Mike.— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@Mrs. Betty Bowers) 1623787118
Am I a pipehitter? No, crack is whack.\n\nBut you be you, Mike.— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@Mrs. Betty Bowers) 1623787118
Am I the only person thinking PULP FICTION right now?https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1404836432368312324\u00a0\u2026— Joel Mathis (@Joel Mathis) 1623785779
tell me you have no gay friends without telling me you have no gay friendshttps://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1404836432368312324\u00a0\u2026— Scott Bixby (@Scott Bixby) 1623786153
Yeah, I think Mike has been hitting the pipe a little too hard.pic.twitter.com/H1lMAmn2GB— Citizen D (@Citizen D) 1623785259
You guys on the right have definitely been hitting the pipe but it doesn't match your definition.— Dad Jokes Panda (@Dad Jokes Panda) 1623782565
honestly, "pipehitter" seems like a joke which your 20-something interns were making and you walked in on and decided it was a great idea.— P\u00e9 (@P\u00e9) 1623785919
My college roommate hit his pipe too often and that's why he dropped out— James Carli \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf3 (@James Carli \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf3) 1623774369
Jr hits the pipe daily— Steve_L (@Steve_L) 1623783758
No thanks. I love being "Radical Left"\nHeres what that means Mike:\nI have empathy, a soul, I love everyone for who they are, I don't eat sleep and drink money and I won't sell my soul to the devil for power.\nHave a good day!— BonBonsays...AMERICA IS BACK\ud83d\udc99\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83d\udc99JOE/KAMALA (@BonBonsays...AMERICA IS BACK\ud83d\udc99\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83d\udc99JOE/KAMALA) 1623776189
Fascism\nA political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition— Anne McCarthy (@Anne McCarthy) 1623785448
SMOKE CRACK WITH MIKE POMPEO LETS GOOhttps://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1404836432368312324\u00a0\u2026— Marisa (@Marisa) 1623781445
I remember when being called a "pipehitter" had more to do with meth than supporting fascism and insurrection.\n\nTimes, they be a changin', tho.— Fully Vaccinated & Not a Cat (@Fully Vaccinated & Not a Cat) 1623777905
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