'It’s a blog': Trump mercilessly mocked for his new 'Dollar Store Twitter' platform

President Donald J. Trump attends the Summit on Transforming Mental Health Treatment on Thursday, Dec. 19, 2019, at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building South Court Auditorium at the White House. (Official White House Photos by Shealah Craighead)
May 05, 2021 | 06:01AM ETBankDonald Trump, the former president, on Tuesday launched what Fox News called a new "platform," but in reality, as many are saying, is just a blog. It even sounds like what blogs were called in the early days of the medium: From the Desk of Donald J. Trump.
The site is part of his main site, which is now designed as a money-making/fundraising enterprise. It allows one-way communication, with Trump posting words, images, or video, and then supporters can tweet them or post them to Facebook. The "like" button does not currently work.
Many on social media mocked the former president.
@briantylercohen It's like his own personal twitter with absolutely NO way of responding. Essentially, EVERYONE is blocked.— Barbara Howard (@Barbara Howard) 1620164365
Reading that Trump is essentially starting a blog, I wonder if he will read @markos book “Crashing the Gates” in pr… https://t.co/Sy6PRECZKU— Bradley P. Moss (@Bradley P. Moss) 1620160236
45’s new Dollar Store Twitter looks like it will be more relentless petty attacks on Republicans. https://t.co/CU8wefekHn— Helen Kennedy 🌻 (@Helen Kennedy 🌻) 1620164157
EXCLUSIVE: Inside look at Trumps new online platform https://t.co/3PhsB7dlv8— Lucas Acosta (@Lucas Acosta) 1620161051
Trump's new "blog" is all about the money. It even has the recurring donation box conveniently checked for you alre… https://t.co/Pg7hJE6CNr— Glenn Kessler (@Glenn Kessler) 1620160136
Is this the former President's much heralded social network? Cause it seems like a blog to me. https://t.co/PtKLUILPOI— Nina Jankowicz 🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@Nina Jankowicz 🇺🇦🇺🇸) 1620161055
It’s basically a blog: “The space will allow Trump to post comments, images, and videos” https://t.co/h4LfPVHczq— Frank Luntz (@Frank Luntz) 1620163166
wait, so he already had a website and it took him ALL THIS TIME to put a fucking blog on it???? https://t.co/hswHbl59DM— Rebecca Schoenkopf, @editrix@wonkodon.com (@Rebecca Schoenkopf, @editrix@wonkodon.com) 1620159885
Old man yells at cloud -- on a blog! https://t.co/TJBUcG5ttL— Melissa Ryan (@Melissa Ryan) 1620163583
This is honestly hilarious. Donald Trump has literally built a blog https://t.co/WzPd52EiIu— Scott Nover (@Scott Nover) 1620162099
lmao at the stock image of trump taking notes off an antique surveyor's map https://t.co/DQaVZiFlMF— tom mckay (@tom mckay) 1620165932
lol... Trump's new "platform" was coded by a 10-year-old. I see several vulnerabilities that will be exploited by s… https://t.co/pjYibRaKx4— Christopher Bouzy (@Christopher Bouzy) 1620162693
So like a blog? Trump is a blogger now https://t.co/yWx8hTC3AC— Perla Shaheen (@Perla Shaheen) 1620165477
Is anyone surprised that trumps new ‘communications platform’ is actually just a blog? I’m guessing he spent millio… https://t.co/eYG1yre62H— ¢яαιgσя тнє вαявαяιαη (@¢яαιgσя тнє вαявαяιαη) 1620165462
Trump launching "Twitter but only for me" is so fucking funny, fuck.— Cody Johnston (@Cody Johnston) 1620164152

