Trump declares war on non-existent 'War on Thanksgiving'

President Donald Trump put on his Commander-in-Chief hat Tuesday night and declared war on the war on Thanksgiving. The only problem is, just like his top advisor Kellyanne Conway’s made up “Bowling Green Massacre” there is no war on Thanksgiving.
“As we gather together for Thanksgiving, you know, some people want to change the name ‘Thanksgiving,'” Trump told supporters at a fake “homecoming” rally in Florida Tuesday night. “They don’t want to use the term ‘Thanksgiving.’ And that was true also with Christmas. But now everybody’s using Christmas again. Remember this?”
“But now we’re going to have to do a little work on Thanksgiving,” Trump claimed. “People have different ideas. Why it shouldn’t be called Thanksgiving. But everybody in this room, I know, loves the name Thanksgiving. And we’re not changing.”
#TrumpRally – Trump on Thanksgiving🦃 "You know, some people want to change the name Thanksgiving. They don't wanna… https://t.co/heSmZZG6wX— Bad Fox Graphics (@Bad Fox Graphics) 1574818663
There was also no War on Christmas, and Trump did nothing to end it because it did not exist.
Fox News played along, reporting: “Trump vows not to change the name of Thanksgiving despite cries from the ‘radical left’.”
And some on Twitter played the president, uniting under the sarcastic hashtag #whatliberalscallthanksgiving. Take a look:
#WhatLiberalsCallThanksgiving Day to point out how hypocritical my conservative family is by naming all the federal… https://t.co/alfQBWUoCA— Pete (@Pete) 1574818631
The only day of the year I’m gonna be in a room with Trump supporters #WhatLiberalsCallThanksgiving https://t.co/wjhTkxJz4x— Mister Race Bannon (@Mister Race Bannon) 1574822564
Considering 2 Thanksgivings ago my husband relied on Kurdish allies for food during his deployment, we call it a Bl… https://t.co/MleYFGdWN4— Lindsey Simmons (@Lindsey Simmons) 1574821997
For those of us who have to work, we call it Thursday. #WhatLiberalsCallThanksgiving— Lisa L (@Lisa L) 1574818627
The day the Obamas volunteer at homeless shelters while the Trumps dine on pheasants cooked by undocumented worker… https://t.co/NAavurkGHN— Sara Spector (@Sara Spector) 1574823106