Twitter Falls in Love With Sanders for Outing Himself As "An Old" and Clinton for Embracing Yellow
Twitter seemed to enjoy Thursday night’s Democratic debate despite it being largely substantive, as opposed to the freak show that the GOP has been putting on every week. Wonkette, NRO’s Jonah Goldberg, and others went classy before the debate even began:
"I'm on PBS, so I wore my Big Bird colors. Bernie always dresses as Oscar The Grouch. I win."https://t.co/Sr2zmVpgjc https://t.co/h9JY15kqs8— Wonkette (@Wonkette) 1455243059
Hillary's outfit would be perfect for a major diplomat on Star Trek: Next Generation.— Jonah Goldberg (@Jonah Goldberg) 1455242954
After the opening statements, PBS cut straight to what it considers “commercials,” and people weren’t pleased, albeit for different reasons:
PBS commercials are boring— James Taranto (@James Taranto) 1455243056
PBS not even trying to pretend they don't have commercials anymore, ay?— Jay Smooth (@Jay Smooth) 1455243091
Everyone was acutely aware that this was a PBS debate:
Both candidates tonight appear to be making effort to use their PBS voices— Singer (@Singer) 1455244864
Debate live-tweeting celebrity Patton Oswalt claimed he wouldn’t be live-tweeting the debate:
Not Live Tweeting tonight's debate (late shoot) or Saturday's (WGA Awards). See you on the 25th for the next #GOPFecalCircus.— Patton Oswalt (@Patton Oswalt) 1455243039
But couldn’t help himself:
Just glanced at the #DemDebate over at video village. Bernie Sanders is the David Bowie of normcore.— Patton Oswalt (@Patton Oswalt) 1455243302
People were very sure they knew when Sanders first stumbled:
Sanders: "Secretary Clinton, you are not in the White House, yet."— Dan Merica (@Dan Merica) 1455243714
Bernie to Hillary: "You're not in the White House yet." Said in the spirit of "you're likable enough"— HowardKurtz (@HowardKurtz) 1455243723
Bad moment for Bernie? "Secretary Clinton, you're not in the WH yet." Sounded like "likable enough."— Jonathan Allen (@Jonathan Allen) 1455243720
And when he outed himself as “an old”:
"do marijuana" He is 74, I suppose.— Erik Marshall (@Erik Marshall) 1455244421
"do marijuana"— David A. Graham (@David A. Graham) 1455244411
Many conservatives were very happy that the travails of white people were addressed:
Wait, life is also terrible for white people, in case you were wondering if it's not terrible for everybody— John Podhoretz (@John Podhoretz) 1455245030
But it’s difficult to see this debate making much of a difference:
The clearest difference between the two seemed to be on the fate of children immigrating from Central America:
This Central American migrant crisis exchange shows a clear contrast bw @BernieSanders and @HillaryClinton #DemDebate— Julio Ricardo Varela (@Julio Ricardo Varela) 1455245655
Sanders went after Wall Street as a way to attack Clinton:
Clinton attempted to deflect, but to no avail:
Good use of the Obama Cloak™ by HRC. #DemDebate #WallStreet #GunLobby— David Corn (@David Corn) 1455246350
Which isn’t to say that Sanders made no questionable assertions:
Sanders: "People aren't dumb" Fact check?— Alex Burns (@Alex Burns) 1455246322
His attack on Clinton for consorting with Henry Kissinger was on point however:
One of the most pressing issues of the night was noticed by conservative radio host Todd Starnes:
In the end, though, it was pretty clear what was wrong this debate. It:
NEEDS MORE RACIST FEARMONGERING— Elmo Husk (@Elmo Husk) 1455247148