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Burger King: Burgers, Blow Jobs -- What's the Difference?
June 24, 2009 |
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Burger King, whose adverts have previously featured in this series not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times, has done it again with a new ad that Copyranter describes as "the new leading 'most overtly blow-jobby ad' I've ever seen."
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Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce.
It's hard to identify what the best part of this ad is. The appalling lack of subtlety (OPEN MOUTH: INSERT MEAT: HAR HAR!)? The globby mayonnaise suggesting cum? The human woman made up and posed to maximize a resemblance to a blow-up doll? Christ. What a clusterfucktastrophe.
I would argue that BK should be ashamed of themselves, but they clearly lack the capacity.
(H/Ts to Shakers Dave, ReedMe, Kristen from MA, Eudaimonia, and Azzy.)
Melissa McEwan writes and edits the blog Shakespeare's Sister.
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