'Pendejo' Donald Trump Jr. pilloried for lamenting that his father's plan to bomb Mexico never happened

Former President Donald Trump during his final year in the White House wanted to “shoot missiles into Mexico to destroy the drug labs" and then deny that the United States was behind the attacks, according to a new book authored by then-Secretary of Defense Mark Esper.
On Thursday, The New York Times reported that Esper recounted in A Sacred Oath that Trump's idea left him "all but speechless."
Esper – whom Trump fired following his landslide 2020 election loss to President Joe Biden because Esper refused to participate in his burgeoning, foredoomed coup – recalled that Trump complained that “they don’t have control of their own country,” referring to the Mexican government.
It was then that Trump made his proposal. Twice.
“We could just shoot some Patriot missiles and take out the labs, quietly,” Trump mused to Esper, adding that “no one would know it was us.”
Esper "would have thought it was a joke had he not been staring Mr. Trump in the face," the Times gleaned from the book.
Trump's assault never happened. But on Friday, Trump's eldest son and smarmy namesake Donald Jr. admitted that he wishes that it had and expressed confusion about why it did not.
"I’m still trying to figure out the recent media outrage about my father possibly wanting to target Mexican drug cartel manufacturing facilities in Mexico… Is that supposed to be a bad thing???" Junior tweeted with regret over his father's failed fantasy.
I\u2019m still trying to figure out the recent media outrage about my father possibly wanting to target Mexican drug cartel manufacturing facilities in Mexico\u2026 Is that supposed to be a bad thing???— Donald Trump Jr. (@Donald Trump Jr.) 1651843528
Junior's lament was poorly received and heavily derided.
"Firing a missile into Mexico and trying to pretend it wasn’t us is insane," one Twitter user fired back.
"The son of the former president of the United States is confused why his dad wanting to send the US military to bomb Mexico and cover it up is a bad thing," podcaster Brian Tyler Cohen replied.
The son of the former president of the United States is confused why his dad wanting to send the US military to bomb Mexico and cover it up is a bad thing.— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen) 1651845101
Rex Huppke of USAToday quipped:
BOOK: Trump wanted to fire missiles into Mexico to destroy drug labs. TRUMP SUPPORTERS: More fake news, we know he never said anything of the sort. DONALD TRUMP JR.: WHAT'S WRONG WITH FIRING MISSILES INTO MEXICO, AMIRITE??? DAD WAS SPOT ON WHEN HE SAID THAT. I LOVE YOU DAD!!
Public social media figures dumped on Junior Trump too.
Pendejopic.twitter.com/G9VmF7oI9z— Gabe Sanchez \uea00 (@Gabe Sanchez \uea00) 1651853011
Things that are considered a scandal among normal people are a badge of honor in Trumplandia. Trump will probably showcase his desire to bomb Mexico and shoot peaceful protesters--and the MAGA hordes will be thrilled. If he wins again, he will have a mandate to do just that.https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1522568227636883456\u00a0\u2026— Max Boot \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@Max Boot \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1651860703
BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. says that he's "still trying to figure out" why people think his dad's plan to launch "secret" missile strikes on our ally Mexico was a "bad thing." RT IF YOU THINK DON JR IS AS STUPID AS HIS FATHER!— Occupy Democrats (@Occupy Democrats) 1651858501
Donald Trump Jr. confirmed his dad wanted to launch Patriot missiles at Mexico. \n\nYeah, that\u2019s a bad thing, MORON!pic.twitter.com/dQOU9BvnKy— Outspoken\u2122\ufe0f (@Outspoken\u2122\ufe0f) 1651849087
Don Jr., let me explain this to you. Bombing our friend and ally Mexico with U.S. missiles is in fact a very bad thing.https://twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/1522568227636883456\u00a0\u2026— George Takei (@George Takei) 1651858745
It would have been cheaper just to send you to rehab (again) and put them out of business, Scrump. @DonaldJTrumpJr— NoelCaslerComedy (@NoelCaslerComedy) 1651851493
Firing surface to air missiles into neighboring countries is frowned upon. Most humans know this. Those that do not are broken inside.— Tom (@Tom) 1651845201
You really can\u2019t figure out why a missile strike on Mexico would be bad???— Common Defense (@Common Defense) 1651849972
So did individuals struggling to comprehend Junior's thought processes.
Clearly,.. the Apple does not fall far from the tree. Toda la familia Trump es una bola de pendejos.— T\u00edo Tapatio \ud83e\udd37\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2642\ufe0f (@T\u00edo Tapatio \ud83e\udd37\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2642\ufe0f) 1651855029
pic.twitter.com/425tvlKB7p— Bella LaRue \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0a (@Bella LaRue \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf0a) 1651845181
Might have messed up your supply chain— Brian Scott (@Brian Scott) 1651856371
Yes idiot. Committing acts of war on foreign soil is a bad thing. Especially when that foreign soil is your ally and neighbor.— Joshua Stein (@Joshua Stein) 1651855131
He asked if we could bomb them and then pretend it wasn\u2019t us, you cocaine addled, nepotistic shit for brains.— Jo \ud83c\udf3b (@Jo \ud83c\udf3b) 1651852127
i know you don't understand much about government, but generally firing missiles into another country is considered to be an act of war. Hope this helps.— Stephen Sather (@Stephen Sather) 1651854744
Since the subject is "Still trying to figure out"\n\nThispic.twitter.com/mQhAJydbDy— DrawOutsideTheLines (@DrawOutsideTheLines) 1651850217
If it was such a great idea why did he want to cover it up by blaming someone else? Why wouldn\u2019t he just take the credit for it? Because even he knew that it was an insane idea.— JAS16UT\u2721\ufe0f (@JAS16UT\u2721\ufe0f) 1651846627
You can\u2019t figure out why people were upset your dad wanted fire missiles into a sovereign country that we share a border with?\n\nHow could you possibly not be able\u2014\n\nOh hang on, it\u2019s Friday. I forgot. The party starts on Thursday and you must be knee deep in the marching powder\u2026— Jay Black (@Jay Black) 1651847036
It was also pointed out by several astute observers that Patriot missiles are for surface-to-air attacks, so they would have been useless in the ex-commander in chief's conceptualized carnage.
Besides, the Patriot is a surface-to-air system.— Trevor Pomroy (He/Him) (@Trevor Pomroy (He/Him)) 1651849230
he wanted to shoot a surface to air missile at a ground location— Travis Allen \ud83c\udf3b (@Travis Allen \ud83c\udf3b) 1651846414
I know it's a small point, but this says the former guy was commander-in-chief for over three years and didn't know that the Patriot is a surface-to-air missile. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1522337871922872322\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/860gWLZCCh— George Conway\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@George Conway\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1651791407
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