6 Excuses Right-Wingers Are Teeing Up In Case Obama Beats Romney

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Now, why would God send Sandy to help Obama win? It would be irresponsible not to speculate!

Fortunately Nate Silver – whom Wonkette refers to as “your math and statistics boyfriend” – has this one pretty thoroughly debunked.

6. And, Of Course...

Items 1-5 pale beside the treason of the LIEbrul media, which covered up for all of Obama's outrageous nontroversies and totally rigged the debates to make Romney look cold and robotic. That one just never gets old.