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'The Administration Has No Idea What It’s Doing': Paul Krugman Issues Dire Warning About Trump's Looming Trade War

President Donald Trump's looming trade wars aren't the garnering too much media attention, but the economic impacts could be wide-ranging — and they may even have a negative impact on the GOP's chances in the 2018 midterms elections.

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Trump Ally Reportedly Lied to Congress About Secret Back Channel to Russia

Special counsel Robert Mueller may have evidence that Erik Prince, an ally of President Donald Trump, lied to Congress about setting up a secret back channel to the Kremlin for the administration, according to a report from the Washington Post.

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Trump Is Already Feeling the Effects of the Oprah Charm Offensive

The Oprah Winfrey-saga-for-president continues. The media proprietor and personality, actor and philanthropist, but definitely not presidential candidate, continued the media circuit Thursday, this time visiting Jimmy Kimmel.

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'Our Cartoon President': That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

At the close of his 2016 election night telecast on Showtime, Stephen Colbert left the audience with an aphorism that, viewed from that November’s perch, offered a glimmer of hope. In the face of something that strikes us as horrible, he said, laughter is the best medicine.

“You cannot laugh and be afraid at the same time,” Colbert observed before paraphrasing C.S. Lewis, “and the devil cannot stand mockery."

What Colbert had no way of accounting for is how ubiquitous the devil we know as Donald Trump would become.

Fifteen months and many outrageous tweets later Colbert and his “Late Show” producer Chris Licht return to Showtime to give us “Our Cartoon President,” an animated mockery of Trump and his administration’s White House tomfoolery premiering Sunday at 8 p.m.

As written by fellow executive producer R.J. Fried, Trump (voiced by Jeff Bergman) is a safety cone orange self-aggrandizing idiot who is barely tethered to reality and thinks of no one but himself. Donald Jr. is a meatheaded bro; Ivanka is a lissome, brand conscious cipher; Eric is a barely sentient lump of gums and whining. And Tiffany . . . who is Tiffany?

The saddest part about the series is how closely the animation resembles reality. Notice that the term used is sad, not funny. When the audience is already oversaturated with the tangerine terror’s rantings and mood swings, when this living ‘toon clown is dividing families and threatening the lives, health and homes via draconian policies he implements without fully comprehending the ramifications, merely coloring him in as an idiot who doesn’t pay enough attention to Melania simply doesn’t cut it.

In truth, “Our Cartoon President” faced an uphill battle from the moment it was announced. Not only is it forced to do battle with a supersonic news cycle shifting the news stream every few hours, but it’s entering the fray long after NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” found its groove lampooning Trump and his government enablers, and Comedy Central polished the notion of satirical derision with “The President Show.”

This is in addition to the steady defense against insanity offered by late night comedians, including the correspondents and hosts of  “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah” and “The Opposition w/Jordan Klepper,” Samantha Bee on “Full Frontal,” Jimmy Kimmel on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” Seth Meyers and his writers on NBC’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers” and Colbert himself on “The Late Show.”

In ordinary times a person could argue that there’s always room for another comedian to skewer our nation’s top windbag, but these are not ordinary times. And this makes Trump character’s joke about people “kinda [wanting] to see what was going to happen” with his presidency seeing that “it’s happening more than you could have ever imagined” simultaneous bland and depressing.

That said, hidden within “Our Cartoon President” is an animated duo that has possibility, but it’s Donald Jr. and Eric, not Trump and his icy bride. Here, the lesser Trump scions are a modern “Beavis and Butt-Head” albeit slightly dumber. They are other supporting characters are good for a guffaw now and then, and the series’ parody of Stephen Miller is one of the few elements of the premiere that works.

But this is a drop in a giant dose of mediocrity that doesn’t soothe the fatigue born of constant exposure to a living, breathing, one-dimensional caricature.  There’s still a need for a disempowering punchline about the devils in D.C., and we can’t ever stop mocking them if we’re going to make it through this year. Sadly the only major accomplishment of “Our Cartoon President” is to remind us that at some point, every joke ceases to be funny.

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No Oprah in 2020: Who’s Next? Semi-Modest Proposals for Our Next Celebrity President

Oprah Winfrey set the internet on fire when she appeared to be toying with the idea of running for president. After her rousing Cecil B. DeMille Award acceptance speech at the Golden Globe Awards earlier this month, rumors about a possible Oprah 2020 run spread uncontrollably. Her closest friends were even telling major publications that an Oprah campaign was a possibility at some point.

Yesterday we found out that the 63-year mogul isn’t running, according to an interview she did for the March edition of InStyle Magazine.

“I’ve always felt very secure and confident with myself in knowing what I could do and what I could not. And so, it’s not something that interests me. I don’t have the DNA for it,” Winfrey told the magazine. “I met with someone the other day who said that they would help me with a campaign. That’s not for me.”

This was devastating to those of us who believe Oprah is one of the few celebrities who could beat Trump in popularity, money and support. But there’s no need to cry over spilled milk. If we want to draft a celebrity to beat Trump in 2020, why not keep dreaming big, Hollywood-style?

Here are some A-listers who could give Trump a run for his money:

1. Meryl Streep

Award-winning, brilliant, gifted and arguably one of the greatest actresses to ever grace a screen. Streep can play anyone, and I mean anyone. If Streep was cast to play Michael Jordan in his biopic, I’d go see it. With that level of acting skill and versatility, she’d make an amazing president, able to engage other world leaders like Obama did while also capturing the hearts of working-class Americans, Kennedy-style. Plus, she already has beef with Trump — he called her “over-rated.” Beating him in the general election would be an epic opportunity to make him eat his words.

2. Snoop Dogg

Snoop is America’s official weed ambassador. He smokes, he shares, he chills — and he’d do the same for our country. I covered a Trump rally back in 2016 and smelled a hint of weed coming from a group of people entering the venue. That’s when I realized that marijuana is the only thing that can unite the right wing, the Clinton liberals and the progressives. Snoop Dogg can make this happen.

3. Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen is Oprah's heir — the current queen of the daytime TV talk throne. She's funny, smart and has a heart of gold, and she consistently gives to the less fortunate. Ellen would’ve made a great running mate for Oprah, but if Oprah isn’t running, now is the time for Ellen to step up and claim what’s hers. I'd vote for her in a second. She'll proudly represent the LGBTQIA community. And I'd love to see her bust those pre-show dance moves as Trump and Melania are escorted out of the White House.

4. Rihanna

I know Rihanna, who was born and raised in Barbados, can't be president. But let's dream for a second. Rihanna represents everything that America needs now. Trump was supposed to mix things up by being anti-government — the big disruptor — but he’s just a 71-year-old rich white dude who only cares about other rich white people and tax cuts for the most wealthy Americans. What’s so new about that? Rihanna is cool, brilliant, a successful businesswoman and artist, and the opposite of what the D.C. power structure looks like. She could spice things up and redefine us in a powerful way. Yes, I’d work on that campaign — for free.

5. Kanye West

If I wanted Kanye for president, I wouldn't want the new Kanye, but the old Kanye from "The College Dropout." If you see that Kanye, let me know. But for now, never mind

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Trump Is Now Dangerous - That Makes His Mental Health a Matter of Public Interest

Eight months ago, a group of us put our concerns into a book, The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 27 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts Assess a President. It became an instant bestseller, depleting bookstores within days. We thus discovered that our endeavours resonated with the public.

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Here’s a List of People Close to Trump Who May Think He’s Seriously Nuts

As revelations about President Donald Trump’s child-like behavior and microscopic attention span call his mental fitness into question, the question lingers: Who are the sources speaking to the Michael Wolff and other media outlets about Trump’s mental condition?

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Here’s a List of People Close to Trump Who May Think He’s Seriously Nuts

As revelations about President Donald Trump’s child-like behavior and microscopic attention span call his mental fitness into question, the question lingers: Who are the sources speaking to the Michael Wolff and other media outlets about Trump’s mental condition?

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Does the President Have Dementia? Trump’s Stubbornness Could Be a Sign of ‘Severe Cognitive Decline'

Esquire magazine political columnist Charles P. Pierce said that President Donald Trump’s rambling, repetitive, self-contradicting interview with the New York Times is more than a portrait of an eager authoritarian frustrated by the restrictions placed on his power.

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Trump's McDonald's Binges and Screaming Fits Revealed in New Book

Donald Trump’s preferred order at McDonald’s has been revealed as a waistband-busting meal containing alarming amounts of fat and salt.

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Trump and Pence Could Have Been Responsible for Flynn's Suspicious Russia Phone Call, Says Ex-Intelligence Analyst

Appearing on MSNBC’s AM Joy, a former naval intelligence officer accused President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence of possibly being behind former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn’s  mysterious phone call to Russia after the election.

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