Bob Harris

September Surprise

The Department of Homeland Security issued an official press release on August 10 that announces September as National Preparedness Month. The timing is probably just a coincidence. But wait, the "official" announcement is on September 9th.

Whoa.

Why September 9th? That's awfully late if it's supposed to be the entire month. My guess, thinking like Karl Rove: This year's 9/11 anniversary falls on a Saturday, so an announcement on that date or even Friday would only get a burst of free media on a weekend. But by timing it for the 6:00 p.m. news on Thursday, it will reach the Friday papers and thus be fully injected into all of the emotion-laden anniversary coverage, plus the Sunday morning talk shows.

The idea, obviously, is to throw a large amount of focus, possibly for weeks on end, on the only issue on which Bush outpolls Kerry. And of course this will come on the heels of the GOP convention. So where the Democrats' post-convention media got blitzed with terror warnings based on years-old intelligence, the Republicans' afterglow might well be favorably extended, implied message being:

"Why, with George Bush and enough shovels, we'll all be just fine."

And what else is going on during National Security Month? The "America Prepared Campaign" has a downloadable .pdf calendar of events. Let's see what's going on.

The very first scheduled event is an August 30 "preparedness quiz" in Parade magazine, coinciding with the kickoff of the GOP convention.

(Parade, incidentally, is a flag-waving Sunday supplement to over 340 newspapers, with a readership of (seriously) almost eighty million people; purchasing a full page costs over $800,000. How nice that they're plugging the GOP's key issue on the opening day of the convention, probably with a cover story, free of charge... sweeet deal.)

Other September Surprises: a whole "educate the family" campaign, with kits available at various retailers; an in-school "Ready Deputy" duck-and-cover training program; and a website called Readykids.gov (not yet online), all launched in the first week.

Brilliance. Tie the concept of Bush's only winning issue to family and children. Unspoken, deniable implication: "Vote for Bush if you want your kids to live." Nice.

On the 7th, there's another newspaper supplement, then there's the official announcement on the 9th. Look for Tom Ridge, possibly flanked by tremulous herds of frightened waifs, sometime around noon EST.

On 9/11 itself, there's a "NASCAR race in Richmond" listed. This would be the "Chevy Rock 'N' Roll 400" at the Richmond International Raceway. Obviously, a NASCAR race has nothing – nothing – whatsoever to do with homeland security. It is, however, a GOP-friendly event in Virginia, a battleground state where Bush's lead is within the margin of error.

Hmm. There are two other NASCAR races in September: one in New Hampshire, the other in Delaware. Both are solidly in the Kerry camp. And, gosh, nothing is scheduled. Apparently non-swing state voters just don't need to be quite so, ahem, "prepared."

If we don't see "preparedness" rallies at the other two races – and they ain't scheduled, folks – that certainly suggests Bush & Co. are using fear as a political tool.

This is transparently a continuation of the Bush campaign by other means, financed with everyone's tax dollars, out of funds that could be used, say, to hire more actual first-responders, Pushtun translators, or troops to replace the exhausted guardsmen.

Bush should be called out on this – now – by journalists, by the Kerry campaign, and by everyone who prefers actual security over campaign propaganda.

My tipster in Washington said something I want to share: "Those of us who actually work on this sort of thing, in addition to wondering what the other 35 months since 9/11 have been, are of course not thrilled that this is so obviously being politicized."

It's three years after 9/11, and less than three months before an election. Now we get a National Preparedness Month.

And yes, let's ask Bush and Tom Ridge the simple question: What the hell do you people think the previous 35 months were?

USA Today asked Sec. Ridge about National Preparedness Month in an interview on August 10:

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The RNC Media Circus

PHILADELPHIA (July 31) -- The convention, naturally enough, is not being held at the Pennsylvania Convention Center, which is downtown and would be readily available to protesters. The GOP is south of town, in Philly's shiny new hockey rink, the First Union Arena.

The Convention Center, instead, is home to PoliticalFest, a Spam-like simulacrum where visitors can witness symbols of the democratic process that have nothing to do with actual democracy itself. These are actually on display, my hand to God:

-- A scary-looking two-foot tall tiki mask of George Bush

-- A Bill Blass gown worn by Barbara Bush while dining with the President of Yemen

-- A jacket owned by Gerald Ford's mother

-- A menu from Harry Truman's inauguration

-- One of Herbert Hoover's fishing reels

If that's not enough, nearby is the Memorabilia Marketplace, a shopping mall selling oodles of replicas of similar crap, plus a bazillion official George W. Bush T-shirts, hats, lapel pins, and plush elephants.

Much of this will be available for free to the rich people back at the actual convention. People without credentials, of course have to pay.

Outside of the sports complex (Veterans Stadium, home to the Eagles, the Phillies, and the Army/Navy football game is nearby), the neighborhood quickly becomes one W. himself wouldn't dream of walking around alone. Thanks to an attempted rape, NBC has actually relocated all of the female employees out of the nearby Stadium Holiday Inn.

Thanks to the arena's location, a massive police presence, and other logistics, protesters are nowhere to be seen. Not one. All the protests today were closer to downtown.

About 750 people listened to Ralph Nader over near City Hall this morning. Perhaps twice that many showed up for the Unity 2000 rally. This was all in other parts of town, safely away from the prying eyes of the assembled media.

There are 15,000 reporters here, warehoused mostly in four giant inflated temporary pavilions the size of aircraft hangers and lined up adjacent to the arena itself. The pavilions are a self-contained world, complete with offices, restaurants, bathrooms, and even golf cart transportation. Many reporters will do all of their work within this bubble.

There's often nothing interesting going on. Nothing. So thousands of news stories are about to be written about the lack of anything to write about.

Here's how bad it is: I've personally already been interviewed by the AP and the Houston Chronicle, and they didn't even know who I was. Reporters are literally walking up to other reporters, starting conversations, and then taking notes.

I called a friend of mine who was at a protest where pairs of shoes, representing victims of gun violence, were put on display. Not one reporter got anywhere near him.

I ducked my head into the booth of a major weekly news magazine and asked if anyone knew how to get to the Unity 2000 march, exactly. No one did.

I can't help but think that the amount of energy that went into constructing this temporary city might better have gone into rebuilding the surrounding neighborhood of Philadelphia itself.

Reporters arrive at the convention via the GOP Express, a series of private shuttle buses and vans given special priority through traffic. The bus I rode in on was allowed to pass a police road block at the freeway exit, then went through a courteous search prior to admission to the convention grounds.

As the Secret Service agent eyed my bag as if it were a bomb, I noticed the GOP slogan in forty-foot letters on the side of the arena: Renewing America's Purpose, Together.

Nothing makes you feel more like Renewing America than feeling like you're in a Third World country.

In Pavilion 3, a group of reporters were staring at ABC's morning interview show in rapt attention. They were all watching George Stephanopolous ... with the volume down.

I have no idea what this means. I don't even want to think about it.

Tom Brokaw put in a brief appearance at the MSNBC booth, about 100 feet from ours. He listened vaguely to a producer and mostly stared into space.

A small crowd gathered to watch him do this.

Later, I passed the same TV, this time tuned to C-SPAN, just as John McCain told the Shadow Convention audience that George W. Bush is the true candidate of change.

Boos. Catcalls. More boos. McCain almost left.

Arianna Huffington came out and pleaded with people to stop. McCain finished his speech, skipped his planned Q&A session, and left the room immersed in hostility.

John McCain's credibility as a reformer is now officially zero.

The Courtesy Desk area is flanked by an endless reservoir of coffee urns, cold soda, and TastyKakes, a local brand of soft brownie or unfilled cupcake which is brown, sweet, and vaguely chocolatey.

These are free and all-you-can-eat, all day long.

When the soda and TastyKakes frequently run out, they are immediately replenished by as many as five people carrying boxes in something akin to a diabetic commando raid.

This one sight was worth the trip to Philly alone.

A book-length treatment summarizing Bush's positions has been mass-produced and is available in giant free stacks to any and all. The only other authors I have ever seen distributed this way are Lyndon LaRouche and L. Ron Hubbard, who may have actually written their books. (In fairness, I'm sure there will be similar crap when the Democrats meet in a couple of weeks.) When the books run out, people arrive with boxes and replenish the piles.

Infinite Bush, infinite TastyKakes.

Infinite fear for the future.

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