This post, written by Paddy, originally appeared on Cliff Schecter's Brave New Films Blog

Strongsville- A police officer who coached youth football has been relieved of both duties after having illicit sex in a public restroom while wearing red thong underwear.

Daniel Deusenberry of Strongsville was suspended last month from the Wakeman Police Department and the Strongsville Football League.

He had sexual encounters in a bathroom in the Mill Stream Reservation on four occasions in March, June and July, according to a Cleveland Metroparks' police report.

Maybe the idea of touring public bathrooms isn't that crazy.

Priest accused of stalking Conan O'Brien

Wow. A priest no less.
NEW YORK (AP) - A priest has been arrested on charges of stalking late-night talk show host Conan O'Brien by writing him threatening notes on parish letterhead, contacting his parents and showing up at his studio, prosecutors said Wednesday.
The Rev. David Ajemian, a priest in the Archdiocese of Boston, was arrested last week while trying to enter a taping session of NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien at New York's Rockefeller Plaza, said Barbara Thompson, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan prosecutor's office.
Ajemian referred to himself as "your priest stalker" in one note and complained of not being allowed in to see an earlier taping of the O'Brien show, court papers say.
"Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?" the note said.
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