"Aww, trust me. Not me Baby! Nuh-uh. Not happening. No way, no how!"—RNC Chair Michael Steele on whether he would resign his position, March 5, 2009.

"They can contemplate [new restrictions on appropriations] all they want to, but the reality is if they want a figurehead chairman you can have a figurehead chairman, but it won't be Michael Steele."—RNC Chair Michael Steele on whether he would resign his position, May 19, 2009.

Anyone want to start a pool on how much longer this guy's got at the helm...? I call six weeks.