Ex-Bushy, Red Cross Prez Steps Down After Receiving Inappropriate "First Aid" From a Subordinate

GottaLaff: Mark Everson had worked in the Bush administration from August 2001, including serving as commissioner of the IRS.
This post, written by GottaLaff, originally appeared on Cliff Schecter's Brave New Films Blog

No matter where you look, there's a scandal. Now it's the Red Cross:
Red Cross President and CEO Mark W. Everson has stepped down after revelations he was "engaged in a personal relationship with a subordinate employee," the organization announced Tuesday.
Come again? (What did you expect, a serious piece? Oh! Did I just say "piece"?)

By the way, the "other woman" is still employed there.
Everson, 53, said in a written statement that he was leaving the $500,000-per-year job "for personal and family reasons, and deeply regret it is impossible for me to continue in a job so recently undertaken."
Everson -- who is married and has two children -- joined the Red Cross as president and CEO last May.
How unusual! A Republican family man with a secret lover!
About Everson, [Chief Public Affairs Officer Suzy C.] DeFrancis said, "We're grateful for his service."
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