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Her luscious water beds

Everything you don't want to know about Angelina Jolie's sex life.
Everything I don't want to know about Angelina Jolie's sex life, I learned from her ex-lover Jenny Shimizu:
"She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I've never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It's like two water beds - it's like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing." ...
But she says, "Whenever [Angelina] calls me up I visit her. It's not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle." [NYDN]
Then again, nothing makes camping as much fun as a water bed -- or two.

There's more, but you get the picture.
Lakshmi Chaudhry is a senior editor at In These Times, and the former senior editor of AlterNet. You can write to her at
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