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Jimmy Kimmel Has a Suitably Filthy Response to Ted Cruz's Twitter Porn Flap

The host has some theories about what really happened.

Photo Credit: ABC

Jimmy Kimmel had a lot to say about the Twitter account of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) liking a porn video by mistake.

 “Just think: if only he’d done something this perverted during the campaign, he might be president right now,” Kimmel quipped of the senator.

The host admitted that blaming a staffer for the Twitter mishap was "suspicious." But he doesn't really believe Cruz, hater of dildos, is responsible.

“I honestly don’t think it was Ted Cruz. I don’t think Ted Cruz looks at porn," Kimmel said. "Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without healthcare.”

Watch the entire segment below.

Chris Sosa is a managing editor at AlterNet. His work also appears in Mic, Salon, Care2, Huffington Post and other publications. Follow him on Twitter @ChrisSosa.

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