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Posted on: Aug 23, 2006, Source: AlterNet

In an hour-long press conference, the president introduced the new official buzz phrase of the Iraqi occupation: the word 'wrong.'

Posted on: Aug 14, 2006, Source: AlterNet

It's time to fight back against Bush and his toadies for diverting the money to screen for liquid bombs to fight a war against the wrong people.

Posted on: Aug 8, 2006, Source: AlterNet

The GOP-dominated Congress just barely missed pushing through a bogus minimum wage bill that also would have eliminated the estate tax.

Posted on: Jul 28, 2006, Source: AlterNet

...or something else causing him to behave like a stone-crazed loon.

Posted on: Jul 21, 2006, Source: AlterNet

We've got some spoiled fruit running the country, and he's loose playing frat boy diplomat with the big kids.

Posted on: Jul 14, 2006, Source: AlterNet

After attending to important personal business -- like filing the scuff marks off his cloven hooves -- DeLay seems ready to jump back into electoral politics.

Posted on: Jun 29, 2006, Source: AlterNet

There's a whole plethora of American icons in danger of being bespoilt that Republicans can exploit. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Posted on: Jun 23, 2006, Source: AlterNet

Given the stupidity and corruption that have reigned in Washington the last five years, it seems like no ideas are better than what we have now.

Posted on: Jun 20, 2006, Source: AlterNet

Good news: Abu Musab Al Zarqawi is dead. Bad news: 72 virgins in heaven just filed a restraining order.

Posted on: Jun 12, 2006, Source: AlterNet

Let us take a couple of moments to band together, spray ourselves with SPF 450, and look at the upside of overheating.

Posted on: May 11, 2006, Source: AlterNet

George W. Bush possesses the unique ability of turning naptime at a pre-school into a 'critical moment in our nation's history.'

Posted on: May 4, 2006, Source: AlterNet

It's not complicated: Bush is an oilman, his father is an oilman, and all the people who gave him money that put him in the White House are oilmen.

Posted on: Apr 21, 2006, Source: AlterNet

Even Karl Rove's role has diminished -- I imagine he needs more personal time to file the scuff marks off his cloven hooves.

Posted on: Apr 13, 2006, Source: AlterNet

Because news of his leakage has been leaked, the Leaker-in-Chief is seriously involved in heavy duty leakage control.

Posted on: Apr 3, 2006, Source: AlterNet

If you ask me, the term 'guest worker' is another way of saying, 'Welcome! Kneel!'

Posted on: Mar 22, 2006, Source: AlterNet

Bush keeps saying that the war is going well, so I'm trying to find a bright side to xenophobic genocide.

Posted on: Mar 15, 2006, Source: AlterNet

Impeachment just isn't proper punishment for the evil, cowardly, imperialistic slime buckets of the Bush administration.

Posted on: Mar 2, 2006, Source: AlterNet

This year, the self-control award goes to George Bush for visiting India and not asking where the teepees were.

Posted on: Feb 23, 2006, Source: AlterNet

Really, who <i>hasn't</i> mistaken a six-foot lawyer wearing a blazing orange vest for a quail?

Posted on: Feb 17, 2006, Source: AlterNet

President Bush is starting to make less sense than a polar bear sipping a sloe gin fizz on an escalator.