Trump dirties up 8-bit classics with cringe revamp

Fox News reports The White House is “rolling out a new website Thursday that will feature classic arcade-style games with a MAGA twist.”

A promotional video for the game site obtained by Fox News Digital shows MAGA remakes of 8-bit favorites, including Flappy Bird, Snake, Duck Hunt and other classics originals, an even more classic touch of Trump.

The MAGA version of Snake, for instance, features Border Czar Tom Homan—in all his cash-grabbing pinkness—leading a line of brown people in orange jumpsuits while he chases other “illegal immigrants” on the grid

“In another game, reminiscent of Duck Hunt, the user employs a net to catch gold bars and money, illustrative of putting money into a Trump Account,” reports Fox. “The Washington Monument is depicted in the background of that game.”

Visitors to the site can endure a rip of classic SEGA intro music while playing Trump’s distorted version of “Flappy Bird,” which involves navigating a bald eagle through columns and obstacles on what looks vaguely like the National Mall on a sunny day. And they can use a Tetris-like pixel scheme to build Trump’s southern border wall to curtail the flow of illegal immigration into the U.S.

Fox reports the site is also a jab at Democrat policies, and what the White House describes as the political left's "dark" vision for the future of the country, which obviously does not involve leading brown people around in a train line.

"The President continues to rack up victory after victory on behalf of the American public, while opponents of his agenda are defending their record of raising taxes and empowering criminal illegal aliens," an official told Fox News Digital. "This is an effort to further contrast between a culture of fun and winning and the dark socialist vision Democrats have for America."

“Us: Can you work to lower the price of gas and groceries, or at least work to slow the rate of inflation?" one heckler groused on X, in response to the Fox news post. “Them: Best I can do is this 👇..."

"There are NO WORDS to adequately describe how much I despise this incompetent administration," snapped another account claiming to be "ExGOP" on X.

In a fourth game, the user can play a boxker, punching candy and other unhealthy foods away. That game, according to Fox, features a graphic with the words "Seed Oils" with a red line through it “in a nod to Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and his Make America Healthy Again initiative.”