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Political consultant and Letters from Leo editor Christopher Hale says Pope Leo XIV has had it with the Rubbermaid human masks and stretched skin that have drowned the White House in the years since President Donald Trump first slid down an escalator.
“In Washington, D.C., plastic surgeons report a surge in requests for what the industry now calls ‘Mar-a-Lago face’ — the sculpted, frozen, perpetually thirty-five-year-old look that has become a uniform among Trump’s inner circle,” reports Hale. “Severe jaws, razor-sharp cheekbones, lips that would make Mick Jagger blush. Axios reported the trend accelerating as Trump loyalists flooded the capital, bringing Palm Beach aesthetics with them. The look has become so recognizable that it functions as a political signal — a way of announcing, through your face, which team you play for.”
Now the Vatican has weighed in, and social media is on fire.
In a 48-page document titled Quo Vadis, Humanitas? [“Where Are You Going, Humanity?”] the Vatican’s International Theological Commission, with Pope Leo XIV’s explicit approval, has issued its sharpest critique of the cosmetic surgery culture turning D.C. into a legion of roving mannequins.
The commission is sounding the alarm on an insidious new “cult of the body,” marked by what it calls “the frantic pursuit of a perfect figure.” But the Vatican’s critique is more than just a light nip and tuck.
“It cuts deeper than aesthetics,” said Hale. “The theologians identify a painful paradox at the heart of the beauty-industrial complex: ‘The ideal body is exalted, sought after and cultivated, while the real body is not truly loved, being a source of limitations, fatigue, aging.’
The document slams the cult’s penchant for “reduc[ing] the body to biological material to be enhanced, transformed, and reshaped at will, with the dream of achieving living conditions that avoid pain, aging, and death.” The pursuit of surgical perfection amounts to an unhealthy obsession with “the attempt to escape what it means to be human.”
The opinion drew applause form many social media users and prompted The View’s Joy Behar to admit it was best not to invite the pope and the Kardashians to the same party. But Hale said the Vatican has identified a phenomenon that extends far beyond just Botox.
“Man is not an atom lost in a random universe,” the Vatican said, “but is a creature of God, to whom He wished to give an immortal soul and whom He has always loved.”
“In a culture where the president’s closest allies signal loyalty through matching cheekbones, where young men inject themselves with unregulated peptides to maximize their jawlines, and where aging is treated as a failure of self-discipline rather than a dimension of human experience, the Vatican’s message lands with unexpected force,” argued Hale. “Your wrinkles are not a deficiency.”
“God made you mortal, and that mortality is where the encounter with grace begins,” said Hale.