On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart presented the GOP's cogent, rational, totally non-alarmist pitch to American voters this election: ebola and terrorism will kill you unless you vote for us.
"Move over Hope and Change!" Stewart exclaims. The Republicans have a new inspirational slogan: "Vote for us or get beheaded while pooping blood."
Their main election strategy, Stewart notes, is to poke old people in the amygdala (or fear center). Watch Stewart below via Comedy Central.