'The best fascists you'll ever see': Comedian trolls male anti-choice activists demanding their civil rights
A group of anti-abortion demonstrators protesting in Washington, DC over the weekend were brilliantly heckled by a trio of comedians led by Walter Masterson.
Masterson, Maximillian Clark, and the Jolly Good Ginger had approached two cisgendered white males who were earnestly questioning when they would be granted their constitutional rights.
"Oh my God! Yes! I want to get a picture!" Masterson exclaimed upon finding his unbeknownst subjects, who unsuspectingly engaged.
"Oh my God, these are like, I love them. They're like the best fascists you'll ever see," he said.
One of the men, donning a red USA cap, asked Masterson, "when does life begin?"
Masterson was fully armed with a response.
"Life begins at ejaculation!" he proclaimed.
"No! Life begins at erection!" Clark interjected, which Masterson began blasting into his megaphone.
"When do we get rights?" the hat-wearing, budding misogynist asked, although he was drowned out by Clark's next argument.
"Life begins when you first find a letter from your true love in the sixth grade and you think, maybe, maybe she is the one, and you may never actually touch this woman but a life has begun in your heart. And we have to protect that life," he quipped.
The unamused albeit undeterred forced birther pressed Masterson a second time.
"When does life begin? When do we get rights?" he asked.
"Yes, yeah... straight white Christian men are the most oppressed people in America," Masterson replied. "Oh my God, if you see a straight white man please give them a hug."
Bro denied being religious while insisting that he has no civil liberties, asking a third time when he will get his rights.
Masterson's reply was on-point.
"Yes, that is a great question. When do straight white men get rights? When do we do it? When does it end?" he joked. He then threw himself onto the ground screaming, "the oppression, oh, oh, oh my God... did you see what Antifa just did?"
Watch below via Walter Masterson:
I trolled Pro-Lifers (forced birthers) in DC this weekend. w/ @ThatLogicMax @jollygoodgingerpic.twitter.com/39Uhlca4xy— Walter Masterson (@Walter Masterson) 1652717106
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