George Conway breaks down Trump’s most hilarious geographic blunders after the president whines about being mocked

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January 28, 2020
President Donald Trump’s circle is up in arms over a late-night CNN segment on Monday in which analysts joked that Trump — and his fanbase — are probably not smart enough to locate Ukraine on a map.
But on Tuesday, conservative lawyer and Trump critic George Conway pointed out that the president has indeed never shown any aptitude for geography — and listed off some of his most well-known and mocked blunders:
A thread for those who think @realDonaldTrump could find Ukraine on a marked map:— George Conway (@George Conway)1580216542.0
.@realDonaldTrump thinks Belgium is a city, albeit a pretty one. https://t.co/0CQWpckgk7— George Conway (@George Conway)1580216619.0
.@realDonaldTrump seems to think Paris is in Germany. (It kind of was for a few years in the 1940s, I guess.) https://t.co/RF5e3Rb1VO— George Conway (@George Conway)1580216800.0
.@realDonaldTrump thinks there are countries on this planet called “Nipple” and “Button.” (Do NOT, under any circu… https://t.co/Xn9aWLVtUs— George Conway (@George Conway)1580217005.0
Also, @realDonaldTrump didn’t understand that when it’s the afternoon in Washington, it’s the middle of the night i… https://t.co/z706KnR7co— George Conway (@George Conway)1580217114.0
.@realDonaldTrump once got a call from the president of *South* Korea, but then told hundreds of journalists that h… https://t.co/cGOX6iJWc6— George Conway (@George Conway)1580218968.0
Don’t forget that beautiful border wall @realDonaldTrump is building between Colorado and Mexico. https://t.co/xfFrhFScg9— George Conway (@George Conway)1580218116.0
Oh, wait. A small correction. @realDonaldTrump thought Nipple and Button were in India, not separate countries.… https://t.co/vMxjw31F8g— George Conway (@George Conway)1580218384.0
.@realDonaldTrump has to be told in 2018 that Ireland isn’t part of the U.K. .... https://t.co/mQtXIyShb6— George Conway (@George Conway)1580220185.0
... yet made the mistake again in 2019. https://t.co/XsRCDJlxbe— George Conway (@George Conway)1580220186.0
When Gordon Sondland called @realDonaldTrump on July 26 and said he was in Kyiv, Trump had to ask whether Sondland… https://t.co/vTce89rixR— George Conway (@George Conway)1580222499.0
* This anecdote is from the greatest book ever about Donald Trump, by @CarolLeonnig and @PhilipRucker, a book I wis… https://t.co/AbUcAIw8UZ— George Conway (@George Conway)1580221413.0
@gtconway3d Paris is in Germany!!! OMFG 😂!!— Shane Brady🇺🇸🐶☘️ (@Shane Brady🇺🇸🐶☘️)1580220399.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Starting to think @SecPompeo keeps the unlabeled map around for Trump's geography lessons— Calvïn Graves (@Calvïn Graves)1580220574.0