MAGA dude gets instantly mocked after he claims he has permits for a 'Straight Pride Parade'
“Straight Pride Parade” began trending on social media early Tuesday. The basis was claims by a group of men calling themselves “Super Happy Fun America,” that they had applied for, and received permission to hold, a … Straight Pride Parade. The parade would take place this summer in Boston, Massachusetts. According to BuzzFeed News, the group has indeed applied for the permits it would need but has not received any permissions. The groups vice president Mark Sahady had made the claim in a Facebook post.
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“For them everything is based upon identity and whether or not one is categorized as a victim or an oppressor,” Sahady wrote on Facebook. “If you get victim status then you are entitled to celebrate yourself and expect those with oppressor status to defer to your feelings.”
Sahady’s Facebook posts are predictably pro-MAGA, racist hand signals and lots of sunglasses. There’s likely a joke in here but that joke is suffocated under too much obvious anger and insecurity to be funny. I decided to ask my heart what it felt about Sahady’s sad need to have a parade for heterosexual men.
The rest of Twitter got on board to give their opinions of this idea. Here’s a selection:
I liked this one a lot, for some reason.
The Boston Straight Pride Parade https://t.co/5OuFucYHJg— 🥴 (@🥴)1559667187.0
This one might get my top vote.
Jared Kushner is what happens when a straight pride parade becomes a real boy. https://t.co/YYqjGvTFin— Marie Connor (@Marie Connor)1559523847.0
New parade route!
the straight pride parade in boston should have a completely straight parade route, i thought i'd save them some ti… https://t.co/gxLxs7ShX1— dork souls (@dork souls)1559666821.0
The reality award winner.
Found a photo of a straight pride parade. Turns out there's actually millions of these every day, wow! https://t.co/wtLLSH2vDR— Sweek (@Sweek)1559683461.0
The fact winner.
For those seeking a Straight Pride Parade: read this https://t.co/7ZvlWl3H1C— Shawn Olson 🔥 (@Shawn Olson 🔥)1559681519.0
The realistically what this guy is actually looking to do.
I have been to the future and seen the straight pride parade! https://t.co/WeuAldUOX4— Here’s Jonny (@Here’s Jonny)1559679528.0
And back to silly.
Straight Pride Parade Grand Marshal https://t.co/69AkJD5HCB— Jeffrey Wright (@Jeffrey Wright)1559684323.0
My fantasy response for IRL.
Them [probably shouting]: WE NEED A STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE! Me: https://t.co/MK57vxnP83— Minerva Moon (@Minerva Moon)1559675799.0
A little analysis.
Found this in a fb thread where some guy is talking about organizing a straight pride parade. Hilarious and accurat… https://t.co/A1527yNdYQ— Mx.💖Jessie💛Bee💙 (@Mx.💖Jessie💛Bee💙)1559666541.0
Another truth bomb.
White hetero MAGAts trying to start a Straight Pride Parade #StraightPride https://t.co/vq8XxCzHTQ— Thomas Steven 🍀 (@Thomas Steven 🍀)1559680111.0
Finally, the universal response.
Heteros: we’re planning a Straight Pride Parade. Me: https://t.co/UKJB4p2Kig— Rachel Sweetland (@Rachel Sweetland)1559667611.0