SNL’s Michael Che Rips GOP Over Kavanaugh: ‘Pick Another Dude from Your Illuminati Lizard Meetings’

SNL’s Michael Che Rips GOP Over Kavanaugh: ‘Pick Another Dude from Your Illuminati Lizard Meetings’

Saturday Night Live’s Micheal Che — who co-hosts Weekend Update with Colin Jost — was all over embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh on Saturday night and wondered why the GOP is sticking with the fatally flawed nominee.


“I just want to remind everybody that all that yelling and crying happened at a job interview,” Che said about the Thursday hearing that was also parodied on SNL. “I mean, typically when you’re asked about a sexual assault and your drinking problem at a job interview, you don’t get the damn job.”

“I don’t know if Mr. Kavanaugh has a history of assault or if he actually has a drinking problem, but I do know that he might,” he continued. “And you shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court if you might. You shouldn’t be on the People’s Court if you might. Sometimes might is enough. I mean, I don’t want to pet your dog if he might bite me. I don’t want to leave you in my house if you might be a crackhead. I’m not going to have sex with you if you might have dated Charlie Sheen.”

“Why does it have to be him?” Che asked. “Can’t just pick a dude from your Illuminati lizard meetings?”

Watch the video below via SNL:

Enjoy this piece?

… then let us make a small request. AlterNet’s journalists work tirelessly to counter the traditional corporate media narrative. We’re here seven days a week, 365 days a year. And we’re proud to say that we’ve been bringing you the real, unfiltered news for 20 years—longer than any other progressive news site on the Internet.

It’s through the generosity of our supporters that we’re able to share with you all the underreported news you need to know. Independent journalism is increasingly imperiled; ads alone can’t pay our bills. AlterNet counts on readers like you to support our coverage. Did you enjoy content from David Cay Johnston, Common Dreams, Raw Story and Robert Reich? Opinion from Salon and Jim Hightower? Analysis by The Conversation? Then join the hundreds of readers who have supported AlterNet this year.

Every reader contribution, whatever the amount, makes a tremendous difference. Help ensure AlterNet remains independent long into the future. Support progressive journalism with a one-time contribution to AlterNet, or click here to become a subscriber. Thank you. Click here to donate by check.

Close