Watch: Ted Cruz Can’t Handle Jimmy Fallon's 'Donald Trump,' Starts Hitting the Giggle Juice

Last night, Jimmy Fallon put on his well-worn Donald Trump costume to interview the GOP frontrunner's main opponent, Ted Cruz. In the skit, Fallon, pretending to be Trump, called Cruz on the phone.


“Are you watching the Democratic debate?" asks Fallon-as-Trump.

“No, I’m watching The Princess Bride for the 843rd time," Cruz replies. 

“Inconceivable! They just nailed Hillary for flip-flopping on trade," says Fallon/Trump. "She was going this way, that way, this way, that way. It was like watching her swipe a Metrocard at the subway."

The host of "The Tonight Show" then got down to the point of the call.

"Look, I know you’re about to be a guest on 'The Tonight Show,'" said Fallon. "I’ve been on that show many times, so I thought I’d help you out and do a little pre-interview."

"Well that’s a very generous offer, Donald," said Cruz. "I appreciate you being the bigger man."

"With the bigger hands!" Fallon/Trump exclaimed. Then he got serious. “Question one: How did you win all the delegates in Colorado without anyone even voting?" referring to an issue the real Donald has talked about on every major network this week.

"Well Donald, last year, the Colorado state GOP voted to cancel their statewide primary and instead to hold district conventions to elect their 34 delegates," explained the Texas senator. "We’ve know this all along. And I won those elections fair and square."

"You know what I think?" asked Fallon/Trump. "I think the people of Colorado did vote, but they were so high, they completely forgot. And let’s face it, anyone that high definitely voted for me, so basically I won Colorado. Here's another question Jimmy might ask. What is your stance on immigration?"

"Well, first of all, we need to put an end to President Obama’s amnesty," Cruz answered, matter-of-factly. 

"WALL!" Fallon/Trump exclaimed.

"...and I believe we need to secure the border once and for all," Cruz continued.

"Once and for WALL," Fallon/Trump prattled. 

"...and start enforcing the rule of law," Cruz went on.

"Law spelled backward is WALL!" Fallon/Trump said. "HUGE! Next question: The New York Primary is on Tuesday. You’ve already won your home state of Canada. Now you’re in my home state of New York City and people are still mad. They’re mad at you for saying they have New York values."

"Look Donald, I love New York City," Cruz blathered, hoping to at least win second. 

Watch the full skit below:

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