Larry Wilmore: Only Men Shooting Their D*cks Off Will Lead to Gun Control (VIDEO)

A recent trend of high-profile penis shootings sweeping the country has Larry Wilmore thinking: what if this could turn the tide on gun control? He began the bit by recapping the recent case of a man in South Dakota who accidentally shot his penis off while trying to purchase a gun illegally and blamed a black guy. It turns out, however, the black guy in question was visiting Chicago. 

"Since he was involved in illegal activity, he made up a story about getting robbed and blamed a black guy, but it turned out the one black guy in South Dakota was visiting relatives in Chicago,” Wilmore joked. “So, like his dick, this guy’s story had an extra hole.”

It's a painful image but Wilmore's point is not without merit. Horrific mass shootings over the past decade have done little to turn the tide of public opinion against America's notoriously lax gun laws. Perhaps a surge in penis injuries would?

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