WATCH: Jon Stewart Hilariously Shreds 3 New GOP Presidential Hopeless Cases

It's perfectly understandable that Jon Stewart feels ready to retire now. With the GOP presidential race for 2016 amping up, the jokes are pretty much writing themselves. Three new jokes—Carly Fiorina, Ben Carson and Mike Huckabee—have all jumped into the race, and they all managed to be hilariously awful when they announced their candidacy. Carson bizarrely had a gospel choir sing an Eminem song, then called Obama a psychopath without looking up from his lunch. Huckabee talked about his beloved bb gun and how he never once thought of murdering anyone with it. An automatic vote-getter that. And Fiorina—well, she's just awful.

Stewart had a grand time marveling and mocking each of the three's unique brand of stupidity. Fortunately for us all, these guys could collectively be named, not Slim Shady, but Slim Chances.

Watch him and laugh:

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