Jon Stewart Mocks "Dallas Dipsh*t" Conspiracy Theorists

On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart turned his attention to conspiracy theories surrounding planned military exercises in Texas. "Some are calling it a Texas takeover," a Fox host declares, prompting Stewart to retort, "You know who's calling it a Texas takeover? Lone Star lunatics." Stewart patiently explains that Texas already happens to belong to the union, so there's not much left to take over. Watch below courtesy of Comedy Central. 

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