15 Hilarious Ted Cruz Easter Cards for Your Loved Ones

Like most Americans, I would never vote for Ted Cruz. But there's something amazing about his shameless approach to political speeches. If you can see past his disgustingly racist father and his connections with opponents of the civil rights movement, you'll realize that Cruz is just too damn entertaining. If there's a white woman in her 70's paying attention, Cruz is begging for her vote with every tweet, Facebook status and 9/11 speech.


So please, share his overly focused talking points with your loved ones this holiday season. 

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The New York Public Library / Tumblr / Washington Examiner

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Takahiro Kyono / Flickr / CBS

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Kool-Aid / Politico

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HBO / Facebook

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Etsy / Washington Examiner

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The Graphics Fairy / Twitter

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Robert S. Donovan / Flickr / Twitter

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7deadlysinners / Statesmen

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Reddit / PBS

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CBS / TIME / Valentinex Day 

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Dr. Suess / YouTube

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Holiday Images 2015 / Washington Examiner.

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Valentinex Day / Daily Mail

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