25 Hilarious Twitter Suggestions for Ted Cruz' Campaign Slogan

Immediately after Texas Senator Ted Cruz announced via Twitter Sunday night that he is seeking the presidency, Twitter exploded in mockery. The collected wisdom of Twitter wits came together to help Cruz with some winning slogans, bound to draw out the pinwheel hat wearing, gun-toting, nonsense-spewing constituents who gravitate to Cruz.


Here are 25 of the best suggestions under #TedCruzCampaignSlogans. Sure hope Cruz is paying attention.

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