Rush Limbaugh Warns Jay-Z Obama Is After His Penis

"I have been mentioned in a ... rap song," intoned Rush Limbaugh on his radio show today, saying "rap" as if the musical genre might transmit syphilis.

After expressing further astonishment at the strange turn of events, Limbaugh played a clip of a Jay-Z song that calls on Limbaugh to "get off his balls."  Limbaugh then fact-checked and refuted the main premise of song, politely reminding Jay-Z about who plans to do what to the nation's genitals.

I would remind the rapper Jay Z;  Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants mandated circumcision. We had that yesterday. That means if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama. I did not know  I was on anybody's balls.

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