Eminem Wants to Be Nailin' Palin

Alaska's Frost Lady is part of Eminem's stimulus package.


Gov GILF has a new fan in rapper Eminem, who includes Sarah Palin in a wish list of ladies with whom he'd like to be intimately involved. Palin joins the rapper's hit list of simulated sexy celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, and Jessica Simpson in the video for "We Made You." Fame, it's a bitch.

Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman

Give me my venom, an inhaler, and two Xenadrine,

And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then

Nail her. Baby, say hello to my little friend.

[Click here to listen to the whole song.]

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