White People are Terrifying: 'Daily Show' Takes on 'New Face of Crime'

Let's face it, white men in suits are terrifying. You never know when they're going to steal all your money in a ponzi scheme, steal all your money and give it to other white guys as bonuses, or steal your life savings "and put you upside down in a house you can't afford."

As Wilmore points out, it's gotten so bad even Republicans don't trust white people, considering that they appointed Michael Steele as head of their party. He adds, "I have a feeling even though they went black, they're gonna go back."

Wilmore goes on to give white people advice like, "Don't try to run from the cops, we've tried it and we're faster than you."

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