Bill O'Reilly Wishes You a Happy War on Christmas!
Seems like the War on Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year. So with less than three weeks of War on Christmas shopping left, all God-loving Christians must be sure to remember what this season is truly about: intolerance for those different from you, paranoia, a perpetual sense of victimhood, narrow-mindedness, and religiously-correct commercialism.
Merry War on Christmas, everybody! And yes, Virginia, there really is a Bill O’Reilly. Sorry about that.