Stephen Baldwin Is a Liar and an Ass
The only downside of the presidential election: Born-again Christian and McCain supporter Stephen Baldwin will not be leaving the country, which he'd promised to do if Obama was elected:
The liberal Democrats who didn't get that I was joking need to lighten up. Obama is obviously talented and intelligent, and I have great respect for the man. He's got my full support, and I'm gonna be praying for him and his administration.
If they legalize gay marriage in all 50 states in my lifetime, I'll get a Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo on my butt to go with the Hannah Montana one.
Based on his ability to keep promises, don't expect to be seeing that piece of ink anytime soon. Not that you'd want to look at his butt.