ICE Makes Self-Deportation Easy, You Can Even Do it Over the Phone
It's good to know that despite the colossal mess the country's immigration system is in, the government is working overtime to fix it.
For example, coming up with something like ICE Scheduled Departure Program for non-criminal fugitive aliens.
It's so simple, it's brilliant.
In a nutshell you turn yourself in and you deport yourself. In a tottering economy, you save the tax payers thousands of dollars. And you have the privilege of deporting yourself.
Ask not what ICE can do for you. Ask what you can do for ICE. Like its job, I guess.