The Onion: New Poll Shows Bullsh*t Is the Most Important Issue for US Voters [VIDEO]

In campaign 2008, according to the Onion, the big issues won't be health care, Iraq, and the economy. It'll be straight up bullshit, like the candidates' relationships with their current or ex spouses, what their religion is or if they're patriotic enough. Why is that the Onion is so much more perceptive and accurate than the real news? Now that's sad. Check out the video to your right for more.

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