The 2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame Nominees...

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What better way to celebrate New Years than to give you Pensito Review's:

2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame Nominees [minus one]
* Ronald Reagan: Lived like a Hollywood playboy during his first marriage
* Richard Mellon Scaife: Rightwing billionaire caught by his wife in LTR with a former hooker
* Larry Craig: Homo-hating U.S. senator nabbed seeking sex in men's room
* David Vitter: Another senator with a morals agenda, his hid an irresistible penchant for prostitutes
* Dick Morris: Current advisor to Rev. Huckabee, was embroiled in a prostitute scandal in the 1990s that involved toe sucking
* Ted Haggard: Megachurch founder, Bush advisor and professional homophobe, he was outed by a male escort in 2006
* Bob Allen: Homophobic Florida politician tried to buy sex from an undercover cop in the men's room of a park
* Richard Curtis: A rightwing gay-hating Washington pol who accused a hustler nicknamed "The Stallion" of extortion
Requirements for Nomination

It's not the sex, it's the hypocrisy.

To qualify as a nominee to Pensito Review's GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame, a person must be a conservative politician or opinion leaders who promotes so-called family values -- and especially the sanctity of marriage -- but who has also had sex outside his or her marriage, or had sex with someone who was married to someone else at the time.

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