Shorter Republican debate
If you don't read Roy Edroso at Alicublog, you really should. He's got as much talent as anyone, and only by the ephemeral standard of popularity is he considered to be less than an "A-lister."
Yesterday, Roy watched the Republican debate, and summarizes it below. Yes, he got a bit tipsy in order to get through it, but who are we to quibble when someone takes one for the team as Roy did last night?
So, with permission, I offer you Dead drunkblogging post-debate from Alicublog ...
McCAIN: We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them blah blah blah. Iraqis are disappointing.
THOMPSON: I too believe Iraqis are disappointing.
ROMNEY: Iraqis should do what I say.
BROWNBACK: Iraqis and Democrats should do what I say.
GIULIANI: Democrats and Republicans should do what I say.
TANCREDO: I agree with Bush.
PAUL: I agree with Reagan.
HUNTER: The Iraqis agree with me.
HUCKABEE: Gotta get it right the first time, that's the main thing. Wo ho, wo ho, wo ho, wo ho ho ho-o-o ho.
GILMORE: America, whattaya think about Iran?