Highlights from the Wingnut-in-Chief (with snark!)

Honestly, I would love to know to what degree Bush is consciously snowing the American people and to what degree he's just completely unhinged from reality.

I suspect that he really does believe that the multi-faceted conflict in Iraq can be boiled down to this description from last night:

On one side are those who believe in freedom and moderation. On the other side are extremists who kill the innocent and have declared their intention to destroy our way of life.
On one side there are puppies and rainbows and steaming casseroles of perfectly delicious homemade macaroni-and-cheese with that delightful crust on top. They're with us. On the other side are panting, foul-smelling, cross-eyed Islamofascists intent on gang-raping those puppies. How can we just walk away from the cute little puppies? How?

Consider a few other excerpts from last night's speech. My favorite part -- one that came close to eliciting a classic spit-take -- was this …

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