Just how queer are those queers, anyway?
"Are gays more like straight men than we think?" -- So asks ABC, which raises the question, "Who, exactly, is doing the thinking?" Because, you see, I don't actually tend to ruminate on how alike or unlike gay and straight men are at all, and I get the feeling that people who do, and spend their time penning exhausting articles about the subject, probably can't think about a gay man without picturing Divine. So who's doing the thinking clearly makes a difference.
And when it's the inimitable Paul the Spud doing the thinking, well, what you get is one of the most brilliant smackdowns you could ever hope to read.
(The Adventures of the Smart Patrol)