Mel Gibson and his substances
This was written by Wendy Molyneux and I'm shamelessly stealing it lock, stock and barrel from her McSweeney's post. I wouldn't normally do this but they neglected to invite me to tonight's party, so...
and Their Effects
on Mel Gibson.
Wine: hatred of Gypsies
Aspirin: mild disdain for babies
Chocolate: distrust of squirrels
Iced tea: quizzing mentally disabled Wal-Mart greeter about his involvement in 9/11
Oxygen: being a total douchebag
(McSweeney's via TMN)