Mel Gibson and his substances

This was written by Wendy Molyneux and I'm shamelessly stealing it lock, stock and barrel from her McSweeney's post. I wouldn't normally do this but they neglected to invite me to tonight's party, so...

Substances
and Their Effects
on Mel Gibson.



Beer: anti-Semitism

Wine: hatred of Gypsies

Aspirin: mild disdain for babies

Chocolate: distrust of squirrels
Iced tea: quizzing mentally disabled Wal-Mart greeter about his involvement in 9/11

Oxygen: being a total douchebag

(McSweeney's via TMN)

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