I almost missed this Krauthammer classic!

I don’t know what happened to my Washington Post on Friday. Maybe some passing junkie was desperate for a David Ignatius fix and swiped it -- after all, this is DC.

Whatever the case, I almost missed a classic column from the Hammer, who, as you know, I shred from time-to-time for pure sport. They don’t call us blogofascists for nothing!

So, later being better than never, I give you Crazy Charlie’s latest (and thanks to reader EM for sending it to me):

Why I Love Australia
In the Australian House of Representatives last month, opposition member Julia Gillard interrupted a speech by the minister of health thusly: "I move that that sniveling grub over there be not further heard."
Poor Charles. With his precious War on Little Brown People in tatters, the president he loves so dearly mired in reality and everyone giving Victor David Hanson the nod as the King of Genocidal Pseudo-Intellectuals, he seems to be struggling to come up with a premise.

I mean, I love Australia as much as the next guy, but come on…

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