Gitmo suicide satire

Who'da thought Gitmo suicide satire could be funny? Well it is. Please don't make me write that the core of all humor is human misery. Please please don't make me.

Very little can make us cringe and fully appreciate the deviance, brutality, and criminality of our behavior in Guantanamo Bay. Somehow giblets gets the job done:


Run for your lives - America is under attack! Just days ago three prisoners at Guantanamo Bay committed suicide in a savage assault on America's freedom to not care about prisoner suicides!
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This fiendish attempt to slander the great American institution of the gulag is nothing less than an act of asymmetrical warfare against the United States - a noose is just a suicide bomb with a very small blast radius, people!
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"Oh but Giblets there are dozens of innocent prisoners in Guantanamo" you say because you are a namby-pamby appeasenik who suckles at the teat of terror. Well if these Guantanamo prisoners are so innocent then what are they doing in Guantanamo? Sneaking into our secret military prisons as part of an elaborate plot to make it look like we're holding them in our secret military prisons, that's what! And once they get there they can chain themselves to the floor, break their bones on helpless guards' fists, and waterboard themselves to their heart's content to further their sinister Salafi scheme to sully the reputation of secret American torture facilities everywhere!
Just read the whole thing HERE. Please. (Fafblog)

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