Wanted: 12-24 year-old virgin...

Melissa McEwan found this somewhere and it just 'bout speaks for itself. She writes:

"Michael Thelemann, 45, of Bray, OK, has put a sign in his yard offering to pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24. His neighbors are none too pleased, with at least one saying she feels like she’s 'living down the street from a pedophile.' Gee, I can’t imagine why she thinks that. Thelemann, on the other hand, just thinks his neighbors are 'wicked.'"


"I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children," said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. "What's the problem? I just think I have some wicked neighbors."
"Someone stole the sign, so Thelemann put up another one, adding he’s also not interested in a 'pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife.' Good to know."

I can think of several things right off the top of my head that're scarier than God here... (Shakespeare's Sister)

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