What if: McClellan, Coulter, O'Reilly and Limbaugh...

Passionate defenders of the throne, its economic stimulation and the security it offers in perilous times, the "nattering nabobs of patriotism" may have sounded something like this, from Paul Lewis...


...
Royal press conference, St. James's Palace:
Q: Your Majesty, would you care to comment on the recent pointless and purely negative attacks by the Americans?
King George III: I'm glad you put that question on the table, Wolf, where it can be carved up and batted around. There are those who say that when it comes to the development of agendas, negativityness, or negativitude, or negativitality will never convince those who are themselves not as negative as the agenda developers. And I think I'll just leave it there, heh, heh. Now, where are my parasites?
Fox News crawl: King George decries "negativitude" ... Britannia continues to rule waves ... Music reviewer Lord Slumber calls "Yankee Doodle" a "stupid song," others agree ... Philadelphia overrated as tourist attraction ... George Washington flatulent ...
The O'Reilly Factor, Fox News
Tom Paine: These are the times that try men's ...
Bill O'Reilly: Will you just shut up! Look, I have one question for you. First, it's the King you smear with your negativity, calling his court a "band of parasites," then it's God. Did or didn't you say that Jesus was a "virtuous and amiable man"? A man, is that all? When are you liberals going to end your war on ... No positive agenda. No positive agenda. Shut up!
Read the rest HERE. (Philly.com; HT: ASZ)

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