The wrath of the General

Progressive Gold spots a comment chez Jesus's General:
After reading this post I went to my profile at to see if my latest review (for The Professors had been edited, and it sure as shit was - right out of existence. That now makes two reviews of mine that has deleted. Fucking pricks. I would cease all business with them immediately if it were not for the fact that in December 2005 I paid $79 for Amazon Prime, their program that allows free two-day shipping on most all of their items.

To get back at them for this I am going to order the cheapest shit imaginable and have it all shipped two-day air, one item at a time. Here's what I'm ordering for myself:

Maxell Alkaline AA - 4 pk, for $1.99. Not a bad price, plus I pay no sales tax and they ship it to me 2-day express for free, which costs them probably at least $6.00 or $7.00, even with a negotiated rate from UPS. I'm always buying batteries anyway because of all the battery-powered toys my son has, plus he loves flashlights and has like 15 of them. Believe me, almost every time I go to the store I'm buying batteries. But now I'll get them through Amazon, always getting the cheapest ones (because they're all the same anyway), one pack at a time.

Fuck it. I also just bought you a 4-pk of those same batteries, General. Shipped by UPS two-day air, mais oui. Who couldn't use a few extra batteries anyway? Enjoy, sir. Fuck you, Amazon.
John | Homepage | 03.03.06 - 1:58 am | #
Context: The General and his commenters have taken to writing satirical heartfelt reviews of Christian and conservative books on Amazon's website, much to the chagrin of the corporate gatekeepers there. Of late, Amazon has taken to expunging their efforts.

[Progressive Gold, Jesus's General]

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