Coldplay to fans: don't actually listen to this CD

Boing Boing's got the scoop on an insert included in the most recent Coldplay release:
Coldplay's new CD comes with an insert that discloses all the rules enforced by the DRM they included on the disc. Of course, these rules are only visible after you've paid for the CD and brought it home, and as the disc's rules say, 'Except for manufacturing problems, we do not accept product exchange, return or refund,' so if you don't like the rules, that's tough.

What are the other rules? Here are some gems: 'This CD can't be burnt onto a CD or hard disc, nor can it be converted to an MP3' and 'This CD may not play in DVD players, car stereos, portable players, game players, all PCs and Macintosh PCs.' Best of all, the insert explains that this is all 'in order for you to enjoy a high quality music experience.' Now, that's quality.

Is that the sound of a drowning record label I hear? Shakespeare's Sister and Amanda from Pandagon have more...

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