If it's Peking, duck
"The Meeting will be held in China. China is a Communist country. ThatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s easy to remember if you look at a map Ã¢â‚¬â€œ itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a little left of California. (China is also a very large country but it is probably not a good idea to say 'Wow, I thought Brazil was big!')"
"During this trip there will be two important diplomatic events. We are hosting an informal cook-out at the US embassy. That will give you a chance to get to know Chairman Hu Jintao. HeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll be the one wearing the badge that says Hi! My name is Ã¨Æ’Â¡Ã©Å’Â¦Ã¦Â¿Â¤."
So begins Kevin's satirical memo. Want more?
"The Chinese will be hosting a state dinner. As President of the United States, you get to order three from column B, and since Condy is not on this trip you get her fortune cookie in addition to your own."
On the agenda?
"The trade issue continues to be a problem. Thanks to Wal-Mart, the Chinese have more US dollars than they know what to do with..."
Read the rest [HERE]. (HomoInsapiens)
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