Brownie contest

In a recent post on Michael "Heckuva job" Brown's new job as a disaster consultant, heckuva Peek reader "rollo" saw the perfect opportunity for a contest.

Other commenters have followed suit while your Peek keeper, having only recently joined the fun, wants make it official. So break out the creativity stick and whack yourself a few times before setting down your entries.

Enter as many times as you like and help vote on the winner (All [appropriate] entries will be published and should be left in comments below OR sent to: no later than Sunday, December 4)

The best Michael Brown disaster consulting motto will win a free Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price DVD. Everyone else will be encouraged to start consulting firms.

Here's what we've got so far:


  • "We'll do a heck of a job for you!"
  • "Disasters'R'US"
  • "You've tried all the rest, now try the worst"
  • "You won't drown with Brown!"

  • "What can Brown screw for you?"

  • Brownose sewage control. (accronym BS co)


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